Zombie Outbreak: “Miracle Wonder Drug”

“i have a theory, that if there ever is a zombie outbreak (apart from the obvious metaphorical of current inbred colonialists), it won’t be from a virus, it’l more likely be from mass useage of some “new miracle wonder drug” that “lets you eat 15 buckets more of chocolate coated deepfried icecream in maple syrup every five, that’s right folks, you heard me correctly, not ten, FIVE minutes without gaining any weight!!”

why in zombie movies, tv shows etc, do characters continually …..

a) try to go through population centers with a million plus “infected” shambling around looking for “braaaaaiiiiinnnnssss” instead of AROUND???,

b) never seem capable of finding a working vehicle in a fkn CITY (tho they walk -or,more often sprint,lols,yeah,maccas is good sprint food unner- to evade zombie hordes on foot) past fkn thousands in every street, including military vehicles&fkn choppers even (then grab a bmx? ie,”the walking dead” ep1 intro, what, the cop thinks he’s in san an-fkn-dreas, and NOT a zombie fkn apocalypse??? WAAAAAY to many examples in THAT show actually, eg,”lets camp in tents just outside zombie fkn central next to hard to see thru woods instead of in our STEEL PLATED FKN MOBILE FKN HOMES”, or,”hmm,might wander back into city to hunt thru 100,000 zeds to find my little bag of rifles i dropped on street instead of going to walmart with a semi fkn trailer and emptying the entire fkn contents of a weapons warehouse into a sea container or 5″) what? the zombies ate all the distributor caps then drank the gas?,

c) use rocks,chair-legs etc (or,sprain ankles whilst panicing or slump in corner crying or stand watching instead of picking up dropped weapons and helping dude protecting you’r wimpery arse and currently being attacked by the fkn horde because of not leaving yo’said wimpery arse behind to distract the deddites whilst making good own escape…., in AMERICA, uh what, the zombies raided walmart & stole all the firing pins/rocket launchers/ napalm??? , no apartments with guns?, no weapons anywhere? 200 million zombified yanks and NOT ONE dropped a gun or chainsaw??? WTF??? , maccas in THAT suburb don’t have a gun drive-thru? no local gun club/supermarket/scout hall/cw fkn a???

i have a theory, that if there ever is a zombie outbreak (apart from the obvious metaphorical of current inbred colonialists), it won’t be from a virus, it’l more likely be from mass useage of some “new miracle wonder drug” that “lets you eat 15 buckets more of chocolate coated deepfried icecream in maple syrup every five, that’s right folks, you heard me correctly, not ten, FIVE minutes without gaining any weight!!!but wait,there’s more!!!”, ie, notice how the zeds [zombies] all seem to be skinny arse mufks???, even tho they all in downtown morbid obesity, us fkn a….. [USA]

whatever, if THEY the kind’v ppl the yanks think SHOULD survive such “events”, or, the viewing population, even allowing for”suspension of disbelief”, even for an instant believes COULD survive five fkn minutes in a rainstorm let alone a zombie infestation??? there’s NO HOPE for their fkn Species what so fkn ever. nuf said.

Ode