Wykkyd Youthful Pleasurez

“…… remembering times of falling on knees at her feet, pulling tampon out with teeth by string and swinging them like a cat with a red mouse then licking blood from ankles up to gorge on clots and chunklets for Wykkyd Youthful Pleasurez”

ie, in jukebox alfie’s case, i’ve requested on several occassions over the past few months that he simply stop claiming “co-writer” on a Song i SOLO wrote nearly 30 years ago, that has been performed countless times by me, covered by others interim (none cheeky or conceited enuf to claim any more than “cover of song” or “arrangement by” even tho 1 version years ago was pretty much thoroughly redone by crew using some WASO musos that did major rewrites/improvs of melodies, & yet this self-important little neolithic git thinks he can call himself “co-writer” of my song “my love”, by slooooowing it down & chucking a cheesy fkn bridge in where i, THE WRITER of the piece DIN’T put a bridge, ie, he not only vandalizes my work, he also obviously doesn’t even comprehend it, iz NOT croon-toon ocean cruise hack fkn caberet, iz hardcore pre grunge, pre thrash, during punk, grunge thrash punk scream about waking in hot/cold fever sweat from dreams of phave Gal in teenz after breakup & remembering times of falling on knees at her feet, pulling tampon out with teeth by string and swinging them like a cat with a red mouse then licking blood from ankles up to gorge on clots and chunklets for Wykkyd [wicked] Youthful Pleasurez, &ps, re “universal”, what the??? i’m supposed to be “grateful” that some jukebox has not only stolen credits for my song, but also that now some corportion, the very nemisis of creativity & original expression now somehow has aquired rights to it & yet won’t even respond to my fkn emails?????, for fksake, dis thoze mofos ASAP, MUSE-ic iz FREEDOM, if it costs, it’s a fkn hack job on tha OTHER 9-5, no more,

“Karma, She my Bi@ch: Billie Reid v Alfredo Malabello”

“Perhapz i should wander into the Louvre & marker pen a monocle & moustache on tha Mona Lisa ‘n claim i “co-painted it with Leonardo DaVinci”

“ … nae mind, as John Hussenstaam used to say, “let the amp do the work”, or as i say, “Karma, She my Bi@ch” ….”

“platitudes, huh, i never give slightest fk’bout $z personally, iz MUSE-ic, in fact my “returns” from song have BEEN that crew dig’t, i’ve made $70 from it so far, years ago when D bought’t,$z, ain’t tha problem, i refuse to hit apra up for $z for same reason, i can alwayz go 4 busk when so moved, point i’m making is that WRITING implies WORD to most, & i was poet way b4 songz, feel free to claim “co-composer of tune” on your COVER, but MY WORDZ, never met ya, I LIVED them, tune incidental to WORDZ…..ps, re song collaberationz, “does not play well with others”, ie, cheerz4offer but i write from heart when spirit moves me, i don’t “write”, more a medium than a basket-weaver if ya grok, feel free tho to ask d re others 2 peruse, left a heap there with him cupla decades ago, hell, i wrote mostv’m in ’70’z-’80z, pleased Oz finally catchnup, even if still needzm s-l-o-o-o-o-o-w-e-d right down, njoi, ciao bella,”

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