THALIDOMIDE; “You won’t even know bubbies there!”

“try our All New Improved THALIDOMIDE!!! How it works is, it stops the formation of those naaaarsty kicky punchy legs & arms, so you won’t even know bubbies there!!!”‬

& it provides lucrative & abundant truffle-troughs for pigs to gorge at.‬

‪oh, & it gave pharmer-suit-i-kill corporations a free reign to provide you with THEIR “alternatives”, eg, “hi mums-to-be, feeling a bit queasy? daaaarn’t worry, don’t use that nasty old-fashioned tincture of cannabis with all those harmful natural nutrients & such to settle your tummy mummy, try our All New Improved THALIDOMIDE!!! How it works is, it stops the formation of those naaaarsty kicky punchy legs & arms, so you won’t even know bubbies there!!! but wait, there’s more, when its older it’l be Just Right to plonk in our New Improved D.A.L.E.K. Personal Transporter Vehicle, like a Big Blob of Safety Cocoon & Fluffy SEcurity Blanket All-In-One, Complete with fart-controlled console & nuclear Death-Ray & All SORTS of Groovy Froody Thangs to Aid The War Effort, & SOOOOOO Much Easier To STORE than old-fashioned limbed kiddies!!!”‬

Ode