‪Greece; Birthplace Of Democracy‬

“….. that’z democracy, so, don’t forget to go kill “commies” (peasants, just like yourselves, except with the intestinal fortitude to get rid ov parasitic monarchies and SHARE their resources and skills) for the rich, hate to see y’all SHARING instead ov feeding your souls to keep the rOils pampered”
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Billie Reid & Fremantle Chanteuse Lily Breathe Life Into Music

The talented song writer and visionary, Billie Reid and the charming nightingale Lily, are two gifted musicians imbuing tenderness and authenticity into the heart of their music. With Billie’s poetic facility and Lily’s sweet, savory voice, the two musical pros offer a meal for our ears with a more appetizing and innovative flair. Abandoning the bandwagon of trendy, sell-out lyrics and provocative melodies, the artists breathe passion and honesty into their songs.
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The Union Fkn Jack Clad Klu Klux Fkn Klan

“…. the union jack ….. peel it off the Australian flag, wipe your arse on it, and post it, CO fkn D back to fkn england”
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Glenn A. Baker “…. & a nod or two to both Dylan & Geldof”

“…. and, dare I say it, a nod or two to His Bobness [both Zimmerman and the acerbic Irish Knight – Geldof]”
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“Dish Of The Week” Burnt Carcinogenic Corpse

“simply scrummy raw brain blancmange jeeves, however Did you manage to get the turmeric in with the aluminium so Perfectly Deliciously”, “oh, just a smidge of madison avenue deodorant & a dash of fleet street m’lud, then simply marinate the peasants for a few years & let them simmer in their own juices until soft”.
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“…. it’s like watching E.A.Poe’s “Tar & Feather” run the fkn loony bin”

“….. HOW FUCKING BRAIN-DEAD & COMPLACENT can you FUCKTARDS possibly be DUMBED-DOWN to”.
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“Some Whitechapel veal with that rosicrucian red your Maj?”

“Some more Whitechapel veal with that rosicruxion red your Majesty? I’ll send young Jack to pick some up after the pubs shut” ….. “Splendid idea Jeeves, oh, and see if you can’t get get those antipodean colonial convicts t’lay orf the tobacco and alcohol, smoked lung and pickled liver are SO larst century….although they do make a spliffing soufflé”
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“Women’s Intuition” Can Be Explained As Higher Intelligence

“they have faster, much more efficient brains than males, as, in an organic computer such as the brain, even a slight increase in volume leads to a much less efficient & innaccurate transmission of electrical current through that soupy sponge, in a hyperbolic rather than geometric exponential”
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Don’t Fuck With The Powers That Be Or We’ll Nail You To A Tree

“….. maybe the xtians might also consider questioning why the SUPERSEDED old testament still runs their “moral” & legal systems in the west .… the new testament was a REPLACEMENT, not a fkn “yearbook addendum”, even if, when ya cut thru the gobshite fairy-tale bit”
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“& don’t forget #fluorides “cousin” #chlorine …. it rots you from within”

“…… oh, & something else they don’t mention about fluoride, chlorine, or the other elements in that group on the periodic table, eg, bromine, iodine, ie, that they rank among the most highly reactive elements, forming many & varied (& ALSO often poisonous) compounds when in contact with virtually any other element or compound …..”
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You ‪Fucktards‬ Deserve Darwin Awards

English Economic Policy, ie, breed up, sWARm, murder Peoples, steal their shit & lie about it.
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There’s No Bi@ch Slap Like A #Communist On #Capitalist Bi@ch Slap

“yo y’all “capitalism rules” greedtards, to put it mildly you ain’t been doing real crash hot at proving that of late, eg, apart from the actual “GFC”, (is that like “KFC”???, you know, with 11 secret herbs & spices”???) you then had the USA (that veritable Bastion of capitalists, consumerism, rampant unchecked economic “growth”, & corporate greedtardism having to BORROW TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS from CHINA, in order to SURVIVE (lolz lolz & hyuk hyuk hyk lolz TOO, hah Headshot BI@CH…), now Russia has just pissed on them TOO, & by being GENEROUS, lolz, there’s no Bi@ch Slap like a “proof is in the pudding” COMMUNIST on capitalist Bi@ch Slap..…” 
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Naturally Superior Female Brain / Body

” …. most “convenience” household appliancez emit auditory unnecessarily on higher frequenciez so that Women (again, coz ov generally smaller & thinner skull) often “hear voices” from, probably becoz Women uze thoze freqz Evolutionarily to auto-hear their Babiez for faster response timez etc ….”
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“USA!! How About Picking Up Your Depleted Fucking Uranium!!”

“remember?, nah, probably you’v forgotten, you dumb motherfuckers couldn’t remember your own names if your mumsies hadn’t sown the labels in your undies, never mind, just wondering if they [USA] ever got around to picking up that DEPLETED FUCKING URANIUM ….”
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“Sugar-Coated In Quantum Newtonian Gobshite Of Hawking’s Refusal To Admit The Earth WASN’T The Center Of The Universe”

“they really must get over their continual “wheeling out” of that tired old “sugar coated in quantum” newtonian gobshite of hawkings’, it’s as bad as their earlier refusal to admit that the Earth WASN’T the center of the universe, & the increasingly insane “maths” they kept making up to “prove” that “no, just because it SEEMS to go around the sun don’t mean that mars/venus/jupiter/mercury etc. DON’T go ’round the Earth like what the bible says, ‘ere, look at these new sums wot we just made up”
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“Earth is close enough to mars to drop off dune buggies”

“…. they are indeed related to the Earth’s “trojan” asteroid that it’s ever changing mass & lagrange point irregularities, combined with its general interactions with Earth/Lunar system gravity at various positionings of each would mean that it has either “bounced off” or “swooped” different areas of the Planet Earth each time it’s been near enough to be temporarily a part of the Earth/Moon system, or that it has at least dropped large enough blocks of hydrogen ice via gravitationally induced stress fractures for them to have had enough remaining mass after friction through Earth atmosphere to explode awesomely on impact…”
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“they’re a mob of ‪#‎thug‬ ‪#‎mesmerist‬ ‪#‎pirates‬, & you’re all ‪#‎hypnotized‬”

“disturbing in that anj & madge have adopted “various & diverse” gene-pool also”
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#Marijuana: anti-#ganga #brainwashing globally

“….. the main thing that has held back various economic initiatives over the past 3/4 or so of a century globally, has been anglo-usa insistence on everybody going along with their petrochemical & pharmaceutical agenda-driven “war on drugs”….”
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The True Meaning Of Xtianity

“if you strip away the fairy-tale bits of the new testament for example, you’r left with the true meaning of xtianity, ie, “don’t fuck with the powers that be, or they’l nail you to a tree” …. “
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#Australia: More Fatties Than You Could Choke On A Truckload Of Sugarcoated Donuts

“….. you don’t fuck continually with your endocrine balances without major psychiatric side effects”
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Gaddafi: Murdered By Lowbrow Thugs In The Employ Of The English

“Gaddafi was murdered like a rabid dog by lowbrow thugs in the employ of the english, so england could steal the oil” → Read more

#Poms #Pomerica #Pomisrael

“…. gee, & yet the poms & pomericans haven’t even thought about any “intervention” over chemical OR nuclear weapon stockpiles in the hands of the OBVIOUSLY psychopathic government & vested interests of pomisrael, go figure….”
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Zombie Outbreak: “Miracle Wonder Drug”

“i have a theory, that if there ever is a zombie outbreak (apart from the obvious metaphorical of current inbred colonialists), it won’t be from a virus, it’l more likely be from mass useage of some “new miracle wonder drug” that “lets you eat 15 buckets more of chocolate coated deepfried icecream in maple syrup every five, that’s right folks, you heard me correctly, not ten, FIVE minutes without gaining any weight!!”
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Vocal Fry; Mesmerist Usage Of Control Via Voice Modulation

“….. it’s a mesmerist usage of control via voice modulation, designed to make the listener submit, it should most definitely be banned in business, religion & politics for starters” Billie Reid
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